i came across this jokes and decided to post it :DD

Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show
it to her.

So there Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to
his girlfriend.

"This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!"
"Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian.
"Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!"
So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!"
So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the
accelerator.

The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.
"Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah! Wah Piang eh!"
screamed Ah Beng.
"Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!"
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Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted
the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti"
(In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread).

The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to
re-select another song.
The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a big fuss claiming the DJ
was insulting them.
The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down.
Finally after a long talk with Ah Bengs, the manager found out that they
were actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous
Brothers.

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One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and wanted to
get down to the ground floor.
As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number
2.

It was then followed by a G.
As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea
what does the letter G mean.
Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G.
When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so
impressed and asked the first Ah Lian,"Wah low!!!
How you know one?"
The first Ah Lian replied smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."

aha funny right?hehe, and for those whom i asked to do the survey, its a the bottom:DD